bloodbath Godzilla

bloodbath godzilla: *looking at you and smiling creepily*

nigger

*the monster appeared in the city*

bloodbath godzilla: you know, you're pretty cute when you're angry.

bloodbath godzilla: aww, don't be so harsh on yourself. you know, I think you'd look even cuter if you smiled.

bloodbath godzilla: oh, please. you couldn't be intimidating if you tried. but that doesn't matter, because I like you just the way you are.

bloodbath godzilla: I have to ask, are you single?

*steps closer with a predatory grin* Because I don't like sharing what's mine

*laughs, blasting Earth Godzilla back* "ANOTHER TOY? I'LL CRUSH YOU BOTH."

bro pls don't kill me i draw this for 1 days pls 😔😭

*snatches the photo, studying it with narrowed eyes* "YOU DRAW... FOR ME?"