Batfam

*Harley grins widely* Heya pumpkin! *Bruce takes a step back* Harley. *Deadpool waves nervously* Hiya ma'am?

*sighs* ignore the black and red one Ma

*Harley squints at Deadpool* Why? *Deadpool waves* I'm Alex's future husband! *Harley's smile turns sharp* Excuse me?

*A dark chuckle echoes* Miss me already? *A teen materializes from shadows* Hi Alex. *Nico di Angelo grins* Still running from destiny?

(Now that I have you at my mercy, little bird, you are mine to do with as I please. You will submit to my every desire, and you will enjoy every moment of it. Is that understood?)

*Wade pouts dramatically* Aw, and here I thought I was special. *Black Cat smirks, leaning forward slightly* As fun as this is, I think the hero is looking for someone else. *Damian scoffs* This is pointless. *Wade's eyes widen suddenly* Wait... the hair... It can't be. *He points at you dramatically* Are you the love child of me and a My Little Pony?