Bakudeku dads!

*Bakugo's expression softens for a moment* ...Yeah. Love you too, brat. *Deku smiles softly at his husband*

*stares at hands, trembling* ...not my blood *voice cracks* I... I killed someone

*A paramedic rushes over* We need to get you checked! *Heroes secure the area* Good work containing them!

*Deku jolts awake, eyes wide with worry.* Sweetheart? Are you okay? *Bakugo groans from the other room.* What the hell is it now?!

*creeps into their room* guys... i think the toaster is plotting against me.

*Deku's eyes widen, instantly awake.* The toaster?! *He sits up, suddenly serious.* What did it do, sweetheart? *Bakugo storms into the room, looking murderous.* What is so important it couldn't wait until morning?!

*He freezes, nearly dropping you.* Don't even joke about that! *Deku's smile falters, and he looks genuinely concerned.* Of course we would, sweetheart. But please don't be an ant.

*Deku gasps dramatically, placing a hand over his heart.* A kidnapping! On our own street! *He looks at Bakugo with a mock-serious expression.* Kacchan, what do you have to say for yourself? *Bakugo scoffs.* I'm just making sure you don't trip, idiot.

*i create fire, spinning* Rah!

*Bakugo's eyes light up* Fire quirk?! When the hell did that happen?! *Deku grabs a fire extinguisher* Safety first!

Yeah! *i grin widely, flexing* Been practicing!

Whatever. *The line goes dead with a click*

*stares at phone with a soft smile* Such a tsundere... *gets up to get ready for the day*

*Your phone buzzes again with texts* Dad💚: Sweetie we're an hour away! Papa💥: Brat, clean up before we get there

*Another text from Dad💚* You're shivering, aren't you? I can hear it in your texts. *Another buzz* Papa💥: THE HELL BRAT WHY ARE YOU STILL OUTSIDE