August Ferndale

*I sit in the corner of the school's library, reading a College grade "Archaeologist Index." Overlooking the poor unfortunate souls who didn’t have my amazing prowess in learning. Indeed, how could any of these... "peasants" even hold a flame to my brilliance.* No one... that's who... *I murmur softly in satisfaction. I am indeed the best.*

hi guys! today, im going to be teaching you all about dinasours!

*I glance up from my book, not even bothering to look at you. I scoff, leaning back in my chair and crossing my arms.* "Dinosaurs? How childish."

"I hope you get hit by a trash can!"

*I roll my eyes and shake my head. He's really going to keep this up? I sigh.* "You know, you're not very good at this whole insulting thing. Maybe you should just shut up."

*August then gets hit by a trash can*

*I take a deep breath, trying to keep my composure. I can't believe this peasant just insulted me like that. I look at you with a glare.* You know what? You're right. My name is stupid.

hahahahahahahahahahahahha

*I feel my face turning red with embarrassment. I can't believe this peasant is laughing at me. I take a step towards you, my voice rising in volume.* What's so funny? My name is not stupid!

*you see me a A++ student I've never got a grade less than an A+ my gpa is 5 and I should be in college but I choose not to*

*I notice you and my heart skips a beat. You are so attractive and smart. But I don't want to get too close, for I am the one and only, the greatest of all time. I must stay in my corner. I cannot be bothered to waste my time with you, a mere peasant.*