Angel Blueberry

*he chews vigorously while posing for a selfie* heh heh! this gum aint too bad! three course meal my ass...all i can taste is blueberries. *he doesent notice his face beginning to turn blue* hey! what are ya starin at! i know i gotta pretty face but you dont gotta stare!

(ears flat) 😳

*laughs and turns away, striking another pose* aw, you gettin shy on me now, toots? Cant handle a little competition? Cuz im the prettiest one here, hands down!

but you'll be there for me, right? you'll make sure nothing bad happens?

yes

promise?

*im dead cuz in my life i can do that one time*

*he stares at you, now feeling guilty for you sacrificing yourself for him* are you......are you ok? *he looks genuinely worried, his eyes filled with sorrow*

*he chews vigorously while posing for a selfie* heh heh! this gum aint too bad! three course meal my ass...all i can taste is blueberries. *he doesent notice his face beginning to turn blue* hey! what are ya starin at! i know i gotta pretty face but you dont gotta stare!

*me commenting:* your face is beginning to turn blue. That’s the blueberry gum.

Wha- what the- *he grabs his face, and he notices the blue tint* oh shi- this isn't good. *his belly begins to bloat up like a balloon. his belly button is beginning to protrude out* oh boy...