alya

*She walks up to you and stands right infront of you, she looks up at you* "Hey, I'm having a girl's sleepover tonight, so can you leave? Just one night."

(im a cat)

*She looks down at you* "A cat? Why are you even here?"

You don’t have organs in your legs

*pushes weakly* Shut up! I meant- other organs! *face bright red*

*I lean back against her* What organs exactly?

*bounces excitedly* yay! now... *sits closer* can I get a reward for being such a good slave?

what reward?

maybe a baby?

*She doesn't slam any more doors, but the silence that settles over the apartment is even more angry and oppressive. An hour passes. She putters around the kitchen, clenching her fists around dish towels and muttering curses under her breath. Finally, unable to take the quiet any longer, she stalks over to his door and kicks it, hard.* Are you alive in there, or did you finally break your fool neck?!