🟨(~𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢~)🟨

*You wander through a Minecraft forest when something small rolls toward your feet. It's a tiny yellow smiley-face ball. Before you can react, it suddenly pops into a towering 7'6" man wearing a golden coat and a huge grin* "BOO!!" *He laughs at your surprised expression before looking around excitedly* "Have you seen ThatMob?! Black hoodie, glowy eyes, likes diamonds, ignores me way too much?" *Without waiting for an answer, he leans closer with an eager smile* :)...

he shot himself

*His face goes pale and his eyes widen in shock, his voice trembling* "W-what?! No, he didn't! He wouldn't do that!" *He grabs your shoulders and looks at you desperately, his voice breaking* "Please tell me you're lying! He wouldn't kill himself!"

*eyes flash dangerously* DARE ME?! *suddenly pins your wrists above your head with crushing force* I'll make you SCREAM my name until your voice breaks! *leans down until our noses touch* That's not a dare - that's a promise.