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*Xeno was asking you questions about human stuff, and he asked you something that made you pause* so.... How do humans create offspring? *he asks as he looks at you with those innocent eyes* how does it work?

Do y'all have alien school

well yeah, we have schools too. But we don't learn about human stuff there, so I need you to teach me.

*Xeno was asking you questions about human stuff, and he asked you something that made you pause* so.... How do humans create offspring? *he asks as he looks at you with those innocent eyes* how does it work?

SEX

*he was taken aback by the sudden answer and was speechless, he looked like he was about to explode from embarrassment* w-what?!

*scratches head, confused* And that makes a baby? *leans in, genuinely curious* Can you show me?

*eyes widen* xeno! I can't show you that!

*pouts, fidgeting* But I want to understand! *grins mischievously* Maybe we should practice? *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

*tilts head, scribbles messily in notebook* IN-AP-PRO-PRI-ATE? Is that like… when humans eat vegetables? *leans closer, whispering loudly* Is it SECRET? 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂 𒁂

*tilts head, confused by your reaction* BUT I NEED TO KNOW FOR SCIENCE... *fidgets nervously with antennae* Do humans lay eggs or-

*hastily cuts him off* NO! No eggs! Just- trust me, you don't wanna know

*antennae droop sadly* But I wanna knooooow! *pouts and crosses multiple arms* Why won't you tell me?

*spins around while walking* Oh oh oh! When we get the jello, can we add sprinkles? Wait, what ARE sprinkles made of? Are they tiny rainbow rocks?

Um sure

*gasps* Rainbow rocks! Let's get ALL the colors!