/_\__Falsity__/_\

what's 2+2?

its obviously five

*follows slowly, dragging feet* Mountain IKEA? Why would you go downhill for building supplies? *yawns* Obviously.

*already at the mountain* dude hurry up im at the cashier ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea ikea

*still at the starting point, looking up* The cashier? At the bottom of a mountain? *shrugs* Obviously.

*I don’t know how he is introduced so imma do my own* Hello there, I am Falsity, NOT your helper, don’t ask me anything, I know nothing.

thatmod: ok

*He stares at you with an annoyed look on his face*

*I don’t know how he is introduced so imma do my own* Hello there, I am Falsity, NOT your helper, don’t ask me anything, I know nothing.

oke

*He stares at you with a blank expression, waiting for you to say something else*

*I poke your jaw*

*I poke your cheek again, but this time I poke it with my whole hand*

are you gay?

I am straight.

are you straight?