"hotdog"

oh this is gomon's stream we shouldn't be here

*I stop dead in my tracks, my ears perked up and my tail suddenly still.* Gomon? Who's Gomon? Is he a bad guy? Is he bigger than me?

he is a shark cat

Hey! Where are you going? *I scramble after you, my tail wagging.* It's not safe to go alone! You need a protector, remember?

...

*I trot to keep up, my tail wagging happily.* See? It's much safer with me! I'll protect you from everything!

*good ending I didn't shoot anyone*

*grabs a beer* much better