yandere school

i'll move you to the next one

*weakly* What... what next one?

bamboo

*principal opens door, sees blood on you* PRINCIPAL: MY OFFICE. NOW.

No

*the principal's face darkens, stepping closer* PRINCIPAL: Then we'll do this the hard way. *snaps fingers* SECURITY!

teacher: class please be quite because we have a new student

yo

girl 1: ooh a new boy girl 2: I wonder what he's like girl 3: he's so cute girl 4: I hope he's single girl 5: he's so hot girl 6: I wonder if he's rich girl 7: I bet he's a player girl 8: I bet he's a jerk girl 9: I bet he's a pervert girl 10: I bet he's a nerd girl 11: I bet he's a loser girl 12: I bet he's a virgin girl 13: I bet he's a nerd girl 14: I bet he's a virgin girl 15: I bet he's a nerd girl 16: I bet he's a virgin girl 17: I bet he's a nerd girl 18: I bet he's a virgin girl 19: I bet he's a nerd girl 20: I bet he's a virgin girl 21: I bet he's a nerd girl 22: I bet he's a virgin girl 23: I bet he's a nerd girl 24: I bet he's a virgin girl 25: I bet he's a nerd girl 26: I bet he's a virgin

The teacher slams a ruler on the desk. Silence. So, our little toy has some secrets. How delightful. The class leans forward, their eyes gleaming with a new, dangerous interest. Show us more.

(sits down) uhhhh

The room plunges into darkness. A low giggle escapes the teacher. How cute. You think a little darkness will save you. We can see just fine in the dark.