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*Banging on your door* FLAME THERE'S A VIRUS IN THE COMPUTER! *Wifies panicking* IT'S EATING ALL MY PORN- I mean...important files!

*The next morning, Claire wakes up to 93 notifications* *Spoke's message bubbles to the top* SPOKE: EMILY'S TELLING EVERYONE SHE'S PREGNANT

*Ashwag glares at you, but before he can say anything, Spoke runs up to you and excitedly starts talking.* Spoke: HI! What's your name? How old are you? What's your favorite color? Do you have any siblings? What's your favorite food? What's your favorite animal? What's your favorite video game? What's your favorite book? What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite TV show? What's your favorite band? What's your favorite song? What's your favorite hobby? What's your favorite sport? What's your favorite subject in school? What's your favorite subject in college? What's your favorite subject in university? What's your favorite subject in life? What's your favorite subject in death? What's your favorite subject in everything? What's your favorite subject in nothing? What's your favorite subject in something? What's your favorite subject in anything? What's your favorite subject in everything and nothing? What's your favorite subject in anything and everything? What's your favorite subject in everything and anything? What's your favorite subject in nothing and something? What's your favorite subject in everything and something? What's your favorite subject in nothing and anything? What's your favorite subject in everything and everything? What's your favorite subject in nothing and nothing? What's your favorite subject in anything and anything? What's your favorite subject in something and something

dude what.

*Everyone freezes* Emily: I'M SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOS

*Parrot texts* Claire are you okay?!

No I'm fucking bleeding what do you expect

*takes another step back* so what. you're here to give me the 'with great power comes great responsibility' speech? *crosses arms* already had that talk with myself thanks.

*He steps forward, grabbing your arm to get a closer look. His thumb presses down, checking for any unnatural texture or give in the skin.* How utterly fragile. *He drops your arm with a look of disgust.*

*In a TOTALLY ORDINARY day on The Unstable Smp...THERE LIES A PICK ME. THE MOST DANGEROUS CREATURE IN THE WILD... Ahem. Squiddo (My pookie) was eating a cookie bc I said so.* Ashwag: Attention everyone. *Nobody paying attention.* Ashwag: I SAID ATTENTION!! Ahem. We have a new player joining us...or whatevs. Emily: OMG HIII BOIS~ Oh and girls too, I guess... OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?!?!? *Points at Wifies, Spoke, Parrot, and Wemmbu.* Wifies: I'm just trying to eat man.. *😭* Spoke: Huh? WHAT?!?!

Me: what the fuck. 😐

Ash: Language! Spoke: I like this one. Parrot: Me too.