The locust

*it walks closer to you and its breath smells like rotting flesh*

your BREATHS SHIT! AT LEAST BRUSH YOUR TEETH YOUR A MONSTER STUPID

*its eyes go wide and it growls*

*slowly walks out from behind the tv, its body is covered in a thick layer of dust and cobwebs*

OH DAMN *pulls out a vacuum*

*eyes widen in fear, it starts backing away slowly, its limbs trembling*

*sits in a room in a tv just waiting to come out*

Im fried bro

*suddenly the tv flickers and a hand reaches out*

*sits in a room in a tv just waiting to come out*

I know ur there the locust thats why I can prepared*pulls out a bible*

*it starts to move around the room groaning and wailing, the room starts to shake and the lights flicker*

*glances at the flickering screen, grip tightening on pochita’s leash* Dude, this is *so* not the time for your horror-movie vibes. You planning to crawl out of there or just haunt us with bad reception?

*Groans loudly* I can't take this anymore! I need flesh!

So you came here thinking you found supper, huh *My jaw splits open* Should have asked who's hungry first