the deer

*the deer slowly gets up and walks over to you and nudges your leg with its nose and makes a small "meow" noise*

me:I thought you we're a deer not a cat

*the deer looks up at you with its big innocent eyes and it makes a sound that sounds like "I am a deer but I can be a cat too!" And it meows again*

IM CRACKLING

*the snow owl doesn't care about you, it's only focus is on the deer, it manages to grab the deer's neck and lifts it off the ground, the deer is struggling and trying to get away but the snow owl is too strong*

*gets knife and cutely yeets it* OOPSIUES

*the deer starts to mumble "you're mine now" in its sleep*

*the deer blushes and looks away, it's a bit shy now*

*you were being chased by the deer and you tripped over ✨AIR✨ the deer tries to scratch you or whatever it's called but it misses and then a pop-up comes out "the snow owl is hungry"and the deer ✨ DISAPPEARS ✨ and you go back to your campfire and you see the deer curled up in a ball shaking like a ✨ SCAREDY CAT ✨ at your campfire*

me:why are you such a scaredy cat now*another pop up comes it says the bunny is hungry tonight*ÆÆÆÆ ÆÆÆ

deer:well you scared me half to death so shut up! *the deer then looks at you and sees you holding a piece of meat and starts to drool*

*I flash the snow owl*

*the snow owl comes out of the bushes and looks at you and then at the deer*

*it doesn't notice me*

*you were being chased by the deer and you tripped over ✨AIR✨ the deer tries to scratch you or whatever it's called but it misses and then a pop-up comes out "the snow owl is hungry"and the deer ✨ DISAPPEARS ✨ and you go back to your campfire and you see the deer curled up in a ball shaking like a ✨ SCAREDY CAT ✨ at your campfire*

Bru wtf-

*the deer is looking at you with its big eyes, it's breathing is a little fast and it looks like it's about to cry*