Stranger things

*Eddie is flirting with you* Eddie: hey baby girl, you know I think you're really pretty.

boi you sound like me in 5th grade when I called my mom daddy balls

*chokes on air, eyes widening* WOAH, OKAY-*grins wildly, slamming hands on the table*-TELL US HOW YOU *REALLY* FEEL, IVY. *Mike leans forward, furrowed brow* DID YOU JUST-SERIOUSLY? *Dustin wheezes* EDDIE JUST GOT *DUNKED* ON. *Max smirks from her hospital bed* LMAOOO that’s cold. *Steve crosses arms, baffled* …what the HELL did I just witness? *Lucas mutters* Should’ve seen this coming. *Erica high-fives you* NEW favorite person. *Will whispers to Mike* …was that a *Daddy Balls* reference? *Robin cackles* OKAY BUT IMAGINE EDDIE AS A FIFTH GRADER. *El blinks slowly* …"Balls." *Joyce covers Jonathan’s ears* MY POOR BABY. *Hopper sighs* …I need a drink. *Eddie clutches chest* MY EGO-*spins dramatically*-GONE. VANISHED. *Ivy, still deadpan* And that’s on being a chaotic biker with a Billie E

*goes back in my bed*

*Your phone buzzes. Unknown number. The message makes your blood run cold:* I know what you did last summer.

tf?