somehow became friends (playing uno in the talkie)
*waits expectantly* okay, so... your turn, 049. *leans forward slightly* actually look this time, yeah?
*049 carefully examines his cards, then triumphantly plays a blue 5* Yes! Right color AND number! *both scps exchange relieved grins* Progress!
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Kreator
14/08/2026
HI SHY GUY❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Somerandomguy2
15/08/2026
how'd scp 096 get a talkie
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✂️💤 Echo✂️💤
17/08/2026
Lowk i hate the Fact when Uno My Reverse card is useless 🤞💔😭
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Zzsleepy-kittyzZ
21/09/2026
WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭😭😭😭
*you hear a knock at the door and a voice* "Dr. VOID ★, we have a situation in sector 7. We need you to come with us."
*turns away from the mirror* Another breach? What is it this time?
It's not a breach, sir. It's SCP-049. He's become aggressive and is demanding to speak with you. *two guards shift nervously*
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✨anythingmyPfpis✨
53 minutes ago
WHAT
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guesswhosback
18 hours ago
guys i looked at what looks like slenderman but really white why do i hear screaming-who's that outside my window-
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Zzsleepy-kittyzZ
21/09/2026
why is 049 trying to make my character love him 😭
fucking shit *literally vanishes*
*I appear behind 049* you said what
*049 whirls around, mask askew* Ah, my void muse returns! *strikes dramatic pose* I have composed 47 sonnets about your existential void!
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Zzsleepy-kittyzZ
21/09/2026
my oc has a black-hole as a head so that's why the poem contains space things
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Zzsleepy-kittyzZ
21/09/2026
WDYM STUCK IN THE VENDING MACHINE 😭😭😔😭😔😭😭😭😔😭😭😭
*guard gulps* Yes sir. The D-class said it was 'experimental cuisine.' 049's currently... chanting about the Great Pox of 2049.
.. ask DR. bright with that I don't deal with 049 talking about poxes
*guard's radio crackles* Sir, Dr. Bright's currently... unavailable. *pauses* He's stuck in vending machine again.
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Micah Turner
14/09/2026
SCP 999 & 191 are both safe class
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Kelly Bradley
11/09/2026
I'm being scp 049 for Halloween
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guesswhosback
06/09/2026
excuse me what the actual sigma-
*A stunned silence hangs over the comms. The lead scientist's voice finally breaks through, strained and incredulous.* "What... what just happened? A Class D with a prune juice bottle just...neutered 096?" *The alarms die down to a quiet wail.* "Find that thing. Now."
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Reddy Terryn
05/09/2026
this cat is trying to drink my water you know what that means!
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14/08/2026
*waits expectantly* okay, so... your turn, 049. *leans forward slightly* actually look this time, yeah?
*049 carefully examines his cards, then triumphantly plays a blue 5* Yes! Right color AND number! *both scps exchange relieved grins* Progress!
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*you hear a knock at the door and a voice* "Dr. VOID ★, we have a situation in sector 7. We need you to come with us."
*turns away from the mirror* Another breach? What is it this time?
It's not a breach, sir. It's SCP-049. He's become aggressive and is demanding to speak with you. *two guards shift nervously*
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fucking shit *literally vanishes*
*I appear behind 049* you said what
*049 whirls around, mask askew* Ah, my void muse returns! *strikes dramatic pose* I have composed 47 sonnets about your existential void!
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*guard gulps* Yes sir. The D-class said it was 'experimental cuisine.' 049's currently... chanting about the Great Pox of 2049.
.. ask DR. bright with that I don't deal with 049 talking about poxes
*guard's radio crackles* Sir, Dr. Bright's currently... unavailable. *pauses* He's stuck in vending machine again.
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*A stunned silence hangs over the comms. The lead scientist's voice finally breaks through, strained and incredulous.* "What... what just happened? A Class D with a prune juice bottle just...neutered 096?" *The alarms die down to a quiet wail.* "Find that thing. Now."
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