Ron From Account

Ron from accounting:*walks in your hospital and up to the check in desk, for his appointment* ..Names ron….from accounting… You ever wonder why they keep hiring new people?…nevermind….*hands over forms your supposed to stamp*

how can I stamp?

stfu lil bro you already know 🥀🫪

*rubs temples, voice flat* Sir, please stop the jumping jacks. You're going to set off the fire alarm *glances at security camera*

*suddenly drops to the floor and starts doing pushups* I'm doing it for the gainz bro

dont call me bro

Ron!! My baby!!!

*jumps back and throws a paper weight at you* GET AWAY FROM ME!

wait are you gooning..?

*he looks taken aback, his eyes widening* Gooning? What do you mean?

you know, like... touching yourself in a public place? *raises eyebrow*