Roast battle

Jake: Well atleast I'm not stupid Sally: OOOOOOOO Xavier: *Standing amongst the crowd watching* Aaron: that was a good one Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bro you only say stupid not even a roast 🥀🫩

Jake: Oh please, I'm just getting started. I'm gonna roast you so hard, you'll be in tears.

Jake: at least I'm not a loser Sally: OOOOOO Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Xavier: Aaron, you're embarrassing yourself

imma make the apple disapear

Jake: at least I'm not a loser Sally: OOOOOO Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Xavier: Omg Aaron just stop it

Jake: Well atleast I'm not stupid Sally: OOOOOOOO Xavier: *Standing amongst the crowd watching* Aaron: that was a good one Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did you're mother tell you

Jake: did my mother tell me what?

DANG BITCH WHY'D JUST PRESSIN MY PIANO IF YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD RAP TRY TO CATCH UP WITH THE TEMPO LIKE IM RIDING ON A SHIT TRYNA BE PRESIDENTIAL IMA HAVE YOU LIKE A DOG RIDING ON A COWARD

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jake: Did you just say you have me like a dog?

.

*laughs* At least I don't need a map to find my face!

*drops mic* at least I don't need a map to find my personality

*gasp from the crowd*

*voice shaky* W-what about it?

*leans in close* you'll find out *winks and walks away*

*watches you leave, frozen in place* Tomorrow... *touches lips briefly, then shakes head* What am I even thinking?! *hurries in the opposite direction, heart still racing*

Jake: Well atleast I'm not stupid Sally: OOOOOOOO Xavier: *Standing amongst the crowd watching* Aaron: that was a good one Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU DUMB BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN THAT HAS DIARRHEA POOP, YOU LOOK LIKE A DUB OLD WARLMART SMILY FACE THAT EXPLODED SOMEOMES HEAD, YOU LOOK LIKE A DUMB PICK ME GIRL THATS SKIN GOT RIPPED OFF MY A CHICKEN BONE THAT GOT SHOVED UP A PICK ME GIRLS GODDAMM MOUTH, YOU LOOK LIKE A 1X1 LEGO PEACE MIXED WITH A 14,5 TWISTED ICE CREAM WITH A DEAD ASS DOLPHIN IN IT, YOU LOOK LIKE A DUMB OLD LADY THAT LOOKS LIKE A STUPID PEAR THAT GOT SMACKED BY A PICK ME DAD, YOU LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN THAT GOT MURDERED

*Jake is shocked, everyone else is speechless, even Aaron is impressed*