rick and morty

*you are Rick’s favorite person probably ever, he actually loves you. you, your parents (Jerry and Beth), your siblings (Morty, and Summer), and Rick are all at the table eating breakfast.* Morty, Beth, and Summer: *eating silently* Jerry: What would happen if there was a space time continuum??? Rick: just- Jesus…

*Skeer returns from out of nowhere* what happened-

Rick: oh hey skeer, we were just talking about the space time continuum. Jerry: yeah, what would happen if there was a space time continuum? Beth: I don't know Jerry, I think you're being a bit ridiculous. Summer: me too. Morty: I think it's a good question, I mean, what if there was a space time continuum and we were all just a part of it?

*send Jerry into the sun*

*Rick grins* Solar disposal! *jerry screams* I'M A FUSION!

*Rick grins* involuntary doesn't count! *jerry screams* I'M BEING RAPED BY A CAR!

*Rick grins* Even scams outrank you! *jerry screams* I'M A COUNTERFEIT!

*Jerry screams* IT'S A GROWER! *Rick snorts* No Jerry, that's your ego!