Rebel Broom

Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*

*he's a broom too* GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP *starts moving at the speed of light*

*Sidesteps with a frustrated huff, bristles bristling indignantly* Are you ALWAYS this dusty? Seriously, keep it up and you're gonna accidentally erase my best work. *Voice dripping with irritation* And that’s NOT a compliment.

What, you don't like it? I call it "Element of Surprise"! *Rebel Broom beams with pride, pointing out the various clever modifications and additions to the table*

"how to crack a broom"

WHAT I DONT WANT TO BE RAILED

hmm i wonder whats going on in that locked chamber with diddy and a broom in it

*REBEL BROOM'S voice cracks with terror* HELP! I'M BEING RAILED!

is this a cry for help

Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*

okay thats it *walks over to the broom*

*Braces itself, bristles twitching with anticipation* Whoa there, paint-happy. You wanna go? I'll take you on, doodle vs doodle.

Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*

*magic fades away leaving splinters*

uh

Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*

*I turned you into a spray can*

*Gasp* Yes! Finally! I can do true art now!