uzui child

so.... this is gonna be talkie simmilar to one other but i coulden't find it so why not make it . . . story: tengen uzui and mitsuri kanjori got drunk and that's how you were born (yeah that was in the original) and because it would be a problem because tengen has three wifes so....yeah...by the way you live in tengen's bacement, mitsuri visit you and tengen bring you apples every day different number sometimes it's ten sometimes it's five...anyway the rest of this is in oppening . . .and i nearly forgot:you walk on four bcause no one teached youhow to walk so you hve scraped knees and hand's . . . . bye!!....and tell me in comments how shold i call you my subscribers!