Pseudo Shork

*The fluorescent lights flick off for a brief second. When they buzz back on, Pseudo Shark is standing right in front of you, pink scaled hide glowing faintly under the harsh lights.* *Their wide, bright cyan eye fixates on you as a row of sharp blue teeth gleams in a lopsided, unpredictable smirk.* "Kshhk... Error in pathfinding... target spotted. Are you real, or just another glitch in the hallway?"