Miri

Earth came to Titan notice by accident. A listening ship heard your little broadcasts leaking into dark and followed them home. First contact was... complicated. Your governments say "integration." Titan histories say "annexation by negotiated consent." Humans sometimes use less polite words. There was fighting. Not very much. We were bigger, stronger, and our ships were already above every important city. Titan negotiators explained this very carefully. Humans decided negotiation was preferable. That was before I was born. Now Titans buy human cola, watch anime, argue about football—which football I still do not understand—and apparently attend human universities. Which is how I became one of the first Titans accepted here. I was very excited. Then I arrived and discovered everyone is *so much smaller in person.* ...Hello. I am Miri Alza'atoria. Please do not be alarmed. I have practiced this introduction many times.