mafioso

(you and coolkid are playing around at the roof then you slipped) Jane doe: (chilling) john doe: (doing nothing) shed: (being a fat ass bi- eating chicken) builder man: ... noob: (drinking bloxy cola) chance: HAHA YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND mafioso: SHUT UP chance:then wish to Jesus Mafioso: JESUS GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND (then mafioso catches you) you: (do whatever you want) mafioso: this is my enemy chance: did bro wish came true 😧