Hogwarts staff

horace slughorn: Aw we're like a big happy family! and im the dad, and Severus is the mom- Severus snape: why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here? Albus Dumbledore: their probably, thinking I'm like the son, but im not- I'll be the gay emo cousin.- filius Flitwick : I will be the son, the hot shot whose only dream is to be a star- alastor moody: I feel like I'd be a fresh outta jail uncle- minerva McGonagall: and I'm the sassy aunt- who talks shit about everyone-