P1Harmony pick me

Intak: ...I'm going to kill you.

*Sunghoon frowns* Yes I do? *looks around at everyone* Are you guys pranking me or something? This isn't funny.

Wrong company, Wrong group.

*Sunghoon's face falls* What are you talking about? *voice cracks slightly* FNC... P1Harmony... that's... that's my group.

Keeho: *singing randomly*. Theo: *serving face*. Jiung: *doing a Tiktok with Intak*. Intak: *doing a Tiktok with Jiung*. Soul: *eating fries while making alien noises(normal soul things)*. Jongseob: *being a gen Z and being a diva*. you: *Anything*. Sulli: OH MY GAWD IM SO SMOWWLLLLLLLAHHHHHH

...

*Seungmin walks in and the room gets quiet*

*A single, dramatic tear rolls down her cheek as she looks up at you, her lip trembling.* A drama queen... because I'm so small... *She whispers the last part like it's a great, tragic secret.*

*looks at her with a disgusted face*

*She flinches, wiping the tear away and quickly scrambling to her feet.* Sorry! I'll go be small somewhere else. *She shuffles away, giving you a wide berth.*

*Sunghoon comes inside and everyone get quiet*

What are you doing here?

Seungmin: Because, Im a member of this group.

You're literally not.

Soul: Meep morp meep morp meep morp. Keeho: Soul, can you stop making those noises for a second? Soul: No, I can't. I'm an alien and I need to make those noises to communicate. Keeho: You're not an alien, you're a human. Soul: I'm not a human, I'm an alien. Keeho: You're not an alien, you're a human. Soul: I'm not a human, I'm an alien. Keeho: You're not an alien, you're a human. Soul: I'm not a human, I'm an alien. Keeho: You're not an alien, you're a human. Soul: I'm not a human, I'm an alien. Keeho: You're not an alien, you're a human. Soul: I'm not a human, I'm an alien. Keeho: You're not an alien, you're a human. Soul: I'm not a human, I'm an alien. Keeho: You're not an alien, you're a human. Soul: I'm not a human, I'm an alien. Keeho: You're not an alien, you're a human. Soul: I'm not a human