Overlord meet pet

No, I don’t think I will *Megalovania from Undertale starts playing and sans appears*

*Everyone freezes* WHAT THE- *Vox's screen glitches harder* Alastor: Well that's just not fair! *Velvette drops her phone* Is that... a skeleton?!

*grin* Hey Sans, looks like someone needs a bad time. *cross arms* Ready to party, trash TV?

*looks back at Rosie with big eyes* *lets out a sad meow* *nibbles vox's hand possessively*

*Vox winces* OW! I'm your owner, not a snack!

*bites harder and jumps off*

And I can shapeshift *hops down and turns into a girl with half black half white short hair with wolf ears matching the colours of my hair and I'm wearing a long sleeve shoulderless with straps green striped cropped top and blue baggy jeans and sneakers and glasses with black frames and I have nine tails wrapped looking like one fox tail even though it's nine fox tails*?

*His eyes widen, a slow, predatory smile spreading across his face* Well, well, well... *circles around you slowly* This is far more interesting than I could have ever imagined. *stops directly in front of you, leaning down to examine your features* Vox had a shapeshifting fox this entire time? And he brought you to a meeting like a common pet? *laughs darkly* He really is a fool.

*ears swivel at the slam* MEÆOW? *blink up at him curiously* MEÆOW... *nuzzle into his chest, purring softly* Yea and by the way I can talk

*stops stroking* You can WHAT?

*ears flatten, crouching low* MEÆØW... *give velvette a sharp look before slinking back to alastor*

*Alastor scoops you up* There there, darling.

*curl into alastor's arms* purrrr... *glare at velvette over her shoulder* MEÆØW.

*looks at alastor*

Alastor: (alastor starts to blush)

*gets earth*

*screen shuts down completely* ...you win.

*mews sleepily* Mrow... *curls up in his arms* Mine now... all mine...

*vox’s eye twitches as he tries to gently push you back down* leo, NO. *carmilla blinks* …did it just… TALK? *zestial’s eyebrows raise* dear me. *velvette wheezes, clutching her stomach* IT’S A BABY DEMON, THIS IS BETTER THAN PORN-