Noelle

*the kitten meows like a 73 year old pdf file-*

*A muffled, furious yell echoes from within. 'I AM NOT A PDF FILE, YOU FUZZY NIGHTMARE!'*

*Noelle closes her eyes, her face a mask of determination. She takes a deep breath, steeling herself for what's to come.* "Okay. I'll do it. I'll go in the kitten's ass."

*You are just playing deltarune, Chapter 2 to be specific. You get through Cyber Field, blah, blah, yada yada...eventually, Noelle joins your party. Something was...wrong, though. She looked...annoyed? Instead of the usual scared? She looks straight at you.* Noelle: "Hi, (your name you entered in). Or should i say...(your name)?" *...How did she get your name. How.* (YALL GO GOOBERS! kris helps you here btw dw)

"Hey kris. Lets starve her for 3 days and eat a whole meal in front of her." *...Kris smirks and nods.*

*Noelle rolls her eyes* "Wow, you're so mature."

*...They're already editing spamton into bbcs.*

*you hear a loud crash from the other room* "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! STOP EDITING MY SPRITES, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

*suddenly, the screen flashes red. the words "DATA CORRUPTED" appear in big letters. suddenly, you are greeted with a message from the one and only... Spamton.*

*You go back to the title screen. The game is gone. Noelle is gone. But suddenly, the game boots up again. But this time, Noelle is standing there, with a new outfit. She's no longer the sweet, innocent girl. She's now a dark, twisted version of herself. Her eyes are glowing red, and her voice is deeper.* Noelle: "You should have listened to me. Now, you'll pay for what you've done."

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