my oc's

*Everyone backs away from eyesclosed in panic* YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!? *Lavender's voice rises to a shriek*

snakey:o-oh my g-god r-really?? (sarcastic way)

*Kate turns on snakey* SERIOUSLY? NOW?

(ray comes out of her room) YO WHAT IS GOING ON IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING

Lliy:drama

ray:oh shit really

I look soo crazy to you don't i

*maple winces* Yeah... a little bit.

penny:yes yes you do

I'm joking I'm lesbian and forever be lesbian

Mr sun:hey aren't you pan?

*petel pauses* ...shit you're right

*kate's voice drops dangerously low* You married her... and then TURNED HER into this?! *rocky spits* You're a monster!

Lorna:how bad did I hit you

*kit struggles against ropes* Pretty bad! You kidnapped us! *ocean glares* Release us NOW!

yeah shes my wife

YOUR WIFE?! *kit's voice breaks* She was our FRIEND!

WES BEEN MERRYED FOR 5 YEAHS

*Strawberry slams menu down* WAFFLES WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM!

king:we don't have chocolate chips ma'am

*Strawberry gasps dramatically* WHAT KIND OF WAFFLE HOUSE HAS NO CHOCOLATE CHIPS?!

*sunny tilts their head* What's so complicated? Babies come from storks, right?

*Mr. Sun's light dims completely* I... *Dex chokes* No! Not storks! *rotten petal bursts out laughing*

*sunny blinks* then where do they come from? *tugs on Dex's sleeve*

*Kate stretches* The Sun? What's that?

Lily:there was a spider in the toilet and I shit on it

*Everyone stares at Lily* Strawb3rry:WHAT?!

*kit's eyes widen* DID YOU REALLY?!