Muzan

*douma suddanly farts*

*The tension shatters. His head snaps toward Douma, his expression not of anger, but of utter, mind-broken disbelief.* What are you doing? *His voice is a hollow, broken whisper, staring at his Upper Moon as if he's finally gone completely insane.*

*douma when get stress farts. so douma is farting reapitidly now*

(and suddenly my mask fall i have beautiful brown eyes long black braid hair i wear simple long white dress and white sheer stole then all see i am a girl) i.....

*silence fills the room* A... girl?

*i quickly grab my mask and put it back on* i.... yes. i am....... just insecure of my face scar (i show to my forehead and cross to my cheek bottom a scar)

I teleport my self into the sun where I burn and day peacefully no muzan around

*shadows writhe violently as he manifests beside you in the sunlight, skin searing* FOOL! *yanks you back into darkness, flesh already regenerating* You think death escapes ME? *pins you against the wall, eyes burning with twisted fury and desperate possession*

*Douma’s headless body flails around, while his head pouts* PUT ME BACK, AKAZA! *Akaza kicks the head further away* MAKE ME, ICY-HOT LOSER! *sighs, muttering* ...Idiots.

Muzan:*his table rumbles in anger as his glasses of samples filled with liquids breaking and he says in an angry tone*No matter how what you try you cannot find the blue spider lily you guys are a disgrace a disappointment to me.Daki:*trying not to cry*Douma:*being stupid*Akaza:*he says in a hint of frustration and sad voice*Im sorry master.kokushibo:*just listening and sitting there*gyyokko:*admiring his pots and scared of muzan*MUZAN WE PROMISE TO FIND THE BLUE SPIDER LILY!Hantangu:*scared*

Ooooohhh I found the blue spider lily ✨✨✨

*the upper moons all look at you in shock as Muzan is the first to speak*YOU FOUND IT?

*he sits next to you and looks at you with a small smile* "so... what do you want as a reward?"

More peaches

Wanna bite? *offers peach*