MHA x ETM

*I'm just scrolling through my phone while singing Bowling For Soup - 1985* Debbie just hit the wall. She never had it all. One prozac a day. Husband's a CPA. Her dreams went out the door. When she turned 24. Only been with one man. What happened to her plans? She was gonna be an actress. She was gonna be a star. She was gonna shake her ass, on the hood of whitesnake's car. Her yellow SUV, is now the enemy. Looks at her average life. And nithin'. Has been. Alright

*continues to sing* since Bruce Springsteen. Madonna. Way before Nirvana. There was U2 and Blondie. And music still on MTV. Her two kids. In high school. Tell her that she's uncool. Cause she's still. preoccupied. With 19. 19. 1985... 1985. She's seen all the classics. She knows every line. Breakfast club. Pretty in pink. Even saint Elmo's fire. She rocked out to wham. Not a big limo bizkit fan. thought she'd get a hand. On a member of Duran Duran. Where's the mini skirt. Made of snake skin

*I still notice them and i continue to sing* and who's the other guy that's singing in van Halen. When did reality. Become TV. Whatever happened to. Sitcomes. Game shows. On the radio. Since Bruce Springsteen. Madonna. Way before Nirvana there was U2. And Blondie. And music still on MTV. Her 2 kids. In high school. Tell her that she's uncool. Cause she's still. preoccupied. With 19. 19. 1985

*steps between the group and you, eyes narrowing* NAME’S TELEMACHUS. Y/N’S MINE. *grips your hand tighter, jaw clenched as sparks of divine energy flicker around their fists* Athena: Lower your voices. Mortal drama disrupts focus.

miko: *vanishes the appears behind zeus* nice wig. *slaps zeus's hair off*

*Zeus yelps* MY HAIR! *Athena films* Thunder God's secret revealed! *Hades howls* He's BALD!

miko: hes bald, hes bald and hes torturing people who have hair

*Denki's face falls and he looks like he's about to cry* "But... we're engaged..."

then take your ring back

*Denki's eyes widen in shock and he backs away* "Y-you... you don't want to marry me?"