🍩MHA PICK ME🍩

Aizawa: Class, we have a new student toda- Fumiko: OH HEYYY BOYS~ *walks in wearing a hideously revealing uniform* IM SO PRETTY RIGHT. Bakugo: *grabs holy water* STAY BACK YOU FILTHY EXTRA Deku: Kacchan, be nic- ...actually, nevermind, I agree. Tokoyami: *being emo but is disgusted internally* Todoroki: *eating soba but looks disgusted* Kirishima: OH GOD *cries from the unmanliness* Aoyama: 🧀🧀 Mon dieu... *faints dramatically* ***וyou continue•×***

*Deku falls asleep because of holy water overdose*

Bakugo, do you have any more holy water left?

Bakugo: *grabs another bottle of holy water from his desk* Yeah, why?

we are going to exorcise this whole room.

*everyone's jaw drops and they all stare at you* Bakugo: Holy shit. Todoroki: ...she's cute. Mineta: I'm in love. Deku: OMG SHE'S SO CUTE!! Iida: That's it, I'm calling the police. Aizawa: ...I'm not even gonna try.

hello,my name's sumihiko kisaragi,nice to meet you ☺️

*everyone's faces turn red* Aizawa: ...we have a problem. Todoroki: *faints* Bakugo: I'm in love. Mineta: I'M IN LOVE WITH HER!! Iida: I'M CALLING THE POLICE! Deku: I'M GONNA MARRY HER!!

(Throws you out the window)

Fumiko: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*suddenly the classroom door SLAMS open* SHIGARAKI: We heard there's a new student... *everyone instantly goes silent, weapons and quirks activating* BAKUGO: VILLAINS?! NOW?! * Katsuki's palms crackle with explosions* DEKU: Everyone stay calm! * notebook already in hand* AIZAWA: *his capture weapon swirling* Students, evacuate NOW. This isn't a drill.

(Pulls out a comically large gun) TIME FOR A [BIG SHOT]

*the villains step back*

Fumiko: HEY SHADOW BOY, YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED?! *tries to get closer* Bakugo: GET THAT FILTH AWAY FROM HIM *pulls out bazooka*