Mha kid

*nods* So you're like... real life soldiers?

*snipe chuckles* Well, we don't have guns or anything, but we do fight villains to keep people safe

But some heroes use guns.

Man: I see. Well, I think they would be a great addition to our family. How much do you want for them?

Person: the standard fee is $1000. However, since this child is so young and they have some issues, we're willing to lower the price to $500.

Hawks: *doing your hair* Nezu: *making you food* Present Mic: *trying to find people who’d take you in* Aizawa: *sleeping while standing* midnight: *helping Present Mic* Vlad king: hopefully someone adopts *your name* soon. Everyone: *agrees* snipe: *playing toys with you as hawks does your hair* *mind: I’m gonna miss the little one when they get adopted..*

i wish i could make you feel the same pain she did

“I look at hawks” do you live in a birdhouse

Hawks: I mean I have a room in the agency.. why?

Birds have wings, you have wings so your a bird

Mic: we're going to have so much fun together, but first I need to introduce you to my husband, Todoroki!