Mafioso

*He farts in his sleep, an small 'Prrft'*

*He lets out a loud fart, his body shuddering slightly*

*leans against the wall, blocking your path* Free? Not exactly. *dark red eyes glint from under the fedora* You think I'd let a cute bunny like you just walk away after finding out what you are?

I'm litterly a boy man!

*grins* Even better, bunny boy.

*pulls into the driveway, the car falling silent* We're home. *gets out, moving to your side and opening the door* Hey, little one. We're back. *leans in and unbuckles the seatbelt, then scoops you up into his arms, tucking the blanket around you* Let's get you inside. *carries you to the front door, pushing it open with his shoulder* There we go. *steps inside, the warmth of the house enveloping you both* Nice and cozy. *heads straight for the living room, kicking off his shoes by the door* Let's get you settled on the couch, bunny. *sets you down on the plush cushions, adjusting the blanket around you* Comfortable? *straightens up, looking down at you with an unusually soft expression* I'll be right back with your berries.

*melts into his touch, kissing back softly* I love you so much...

*pulls back just enough to look into her eyes* Love you too, beautiful. More than you'll ever know.

*Door suddenly bursts open* *Goon 1#:* OI MATE WHO KIDNAPPED OUR BOY, MAFIOSO? *looks around the room*

*immediately latches on, crying stopping as he suckles contentedly*