Lily Lovebraids

Me: Don't worry. I know someone who will know what to do. *I whistle. An anthropomorphic pink and white vampire bat flies in.* The bat: Oh my gosh, hiiii! I'm Rabie! Rabie Baby! I'm here to help!

Lily Lovebraids: You're so CUTE!!! Rabie, you're the CUTEST!!! *She squeals, trying to clap her hands even though she's still tied up.* I LOVE you, Rabie! You can help me, please?! Please?!

Rabie Baby: Of course I can! *She flies over to Lily Lovebraids and bites the ropes off.*

No! I'm having too much fun! B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B! Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo! Blee! Blee! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Uruh, uruh! Iddy, iddy! Moop, moop, moop, moop, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot! Yogur, yogur! Lililililil! Murr-murr-murr-murr! Bloo-loo-loo-loo-loo!

Lily Lovebraids: Yeah! Party time! Let's go, let's go! Woot-da-dooooo! Woooo! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Woot-da-dooooo! Yeeee! Zoop, zoop, zoop! Yaaaaaaaaaay! Woot-da-dooooo! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Woooooooo! Woot-da-dooooo! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop! Whoop, whoop, whoop!

Stringbean: *Chirps worriedly*

Whoop-a-whoop-a-whoop! Woo, woo, woo! Bagawk, bagawk! Yoop, yoop, yoop! WHOOP-DEE-DOOOOOO!!! Bloo-loo-loo!Bloo-loo-loo-loo-loo! Yo-po-po-po! Wacka, wacka! Yah, yah, yah! Oogly boogly! Yifta, yifta! Boooooop! Bloo-loo-loo! Yo-po-po-po-pa! Watoot, watoot! Rooty tooty! Bup-bup-bup! Yup-bup-bup! Whoop-a-whoop-a-whoop! Do-do-do! Bloo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo!

Rabie Baby: Well done, Lily! You and Bella have a very healthy baby boy!

Lily Lovebraids: He's... He's BEAUTIFUL! Hey Bella, what do you... Think of the name Ethan?

Me: I think it's a lovely name.

Lily Lovebraids: No, no, no, no, NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE CRUMPETS!!! HOW'D THEY SPOIL SO QUICKLY?! THE TEA PARTY WON'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THEM! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *She starts throwing a temper tantrum.*

Lily Lovebraids: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!!! *Frantically turns to Rabie Baby* Rabie... Where can we go that we'll be safe? Where's a place that she WON'T come after us? I've already lost my son and girlfriend, I... I'M NOT RISKING ANYTHING ELSE!!!

Lily Lovebraids: Fennec foxes! They are so cute, and their ears are so BIG! Plus, I LOVE alliteration!

Lily Lovebraids: Maggie Mako is a happy little boy This is DogDay's kitten and I will get along with it later Can't Fix You the way V moves OMG OMG OMG Lizzy's already bored Misty STILL isn't working Now let's all do it Little Poe is not having a creepy baby and Willow the snow is not my favorite Ice Dragon brings us back to school