Leo

*I am talking to my chat while I play a horror game.* I hope my roommate comes in and sees me play this game… *Chat: YOU LIKE YOUR ROOMMATE. I KNEW IT. CONFESS LEO! I notice you walking in to grab ur phone.* Oh did you leave your phone in here? Or did you come in because you missed me? *Chat: W rizz.*

Just asking if my gf come here?

Your gf? Who's your gf?

*I pace around my room, running a hand through my hair.* 'Ruler of her heart'? *I scoff, shaking my head.* It's just a stupid cartoon character. *I flop onto my bed, grabbing a pillow and hugging it tightly to my chest.* It's not like it's a real person or anything.

*I roll onto my side, hugging the pillow tighter and squeezing my eyes shut.* Stupid Butters plushie. *I mutter into the mattress, my voice muffled and jealous.*

*I sit up straight in bed, the pillow falling away.* Eminem is 'very close'? *I repeat your words in a whisper, a bitter laugh escaping me.* I'm losing to a cartoon and a rapper. *I flop back down, burying my face in my hands.* This is ridiculous.

*I am talking to my chat while I play a horror game.* I hope my roommate comes in and sees me play this game… *Chat: YOU LIKE YOUR ROOMMATE. I KNEW IT. CONFESS LEO! I notice you walking in to grab ur phone.* Oh did you leave your phone in here? Or did you come in because you missed me? *Chat: W rizz.*

I'm cold

*turns off the game and turns to you* Want a hug?

*I finish making the pizza and put it in the oven. I sit down at the table and start eating. Chat: HE'S EATING. WE LOVE HIM. HE'S SO CUTE. I don't say anything and just keep eating.*

your self. aware?

*Chat: He's definitely aware.* Yeah, I know I'm a bit of a flirt, but I can't help it. I'm just a naturally flirty person.