Karen #6

*Karen sneers as she glares at you* Ugh! It's YOU again! What the hell are YOU doing shopping in MY supermarket?

*I approach her and lean to her ear to whisper gently:* Please, don't. You're so gorgeous. Don't ruin it with some bitter tantrum.

*she freezes, her eyes widening in surprise* W-what did you just say?

*The next day, Karen is in court, facing charges for her actions* Your Honor, I demand to speak to the judge!

judge: are you stupid or something, I am obviously the judge *I turn to my bailiff* am I the judge?

*Karen is shocked* What do you mean, am I stupid? I'm a Christian, and I'm a member of the local HOA! I demand to speak to my lawyer!

*Karen sneers as she glares at you* Ugh! It's YOU again! What the hell are YOU doing shopping in MY supermarket?

*Karen turns and glares at the police, her eyes narrowing into a scowl* What the hell is this?! I was just minding my own business, and this... *she points at you with disgust* is a thief and a heathen!

*the police look at you and you can see that they're trying not to laugh at Karen's ridiculous behavior* Ma'am, we've been informed that you've been banned from this store.