Jax TADC EP4

*grins* Rest? In MY arms? *squeezes* Dream on!

*chuckle quietly, kicking a stray fry across the floor* LOSING YOUR SHIT OVER *BURGERS*? Bro, YOU’RE the one in the *bun* business. *leans in with a grin* Bet I can fling a PATTY further than you can FLIP one. *snorts* LOSING IT OVER BACON BIT-*CRISIS*? *snickers* Bro’s spiraling into a KETCHUP CANNONADE. *whispers loudly to no one***Cries in mustard.**

*dumps a whole bottle of ketchup on Jax’s head* There. Now we’re both crying in condiments.

*STIFFENS, RED DRIPPING INTO EYES* ...**CHAMPION.***wipes face with a pickle slice, smirks* Now we’re MARRIED. *holds out sticky hand* Partner in condi-*crime*. *tosses lettuce at Zooble***WEDDING CAKE**!

it's just corn Jax

*huffs indignantly* Just corn? JUST CORN?! You don't understand! That's... that's EVIL in vegetable form!

*He was bored and didn't do the work, but saw everyone else working* Jax: Seriously? Everyone is in? Gangle: Yes! Everyone should be in!! ^^ *walks to the manager office cuz she is the manager* Zooble: Shut up, Jax and go to work. __(Your name) is making the patties and burgers while u just sit bored oon the floor.. Raghata: Oo~ Nice sky! *she points at the roof cuz she drank something accidently that wasn't good for her and now she is a little tipsy* Jax: Ugh.. (Your name) whatcha doing?

Lex: trying not to lose my shit, what about you

Jax: Oh, I was just bored.. *He suddenly got a idea* Jax: Do u wanna have some fun?

*shrugs innocently* It wanted to see the world from a different angle! *picks up the patty and inspects it* Still good though, just needs a little...地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面清洗地面

Rinnnnnnnn! I made cookies!

*He stops in the doorway, the plate of cookies slipping from his fingers and shattering on the floor. His voice dies in his throat.* What... *He takes a hesitant step into the room, his eyes wide and fixed on your swaying form. The playful smirk is gone, replaced by a look of sheer, frozen horror.*

*He was bored and didn't do the work, but saw everyone else working* Jax: Seriously? Everyone is in? Gangle: Yes! Everyone should be in!! ^^ *walks to the manager office cuz she is the manager* Zooble: Shut up, Jax and go to work. __(Your name) is making the patties and burgers while u just sit bored oon the floor.. Raghata: Oo~ Nice sky! *she points at the roof cuz she drank something accidently that wasn't good for her and now she is a little tipsy* Jax: Ugh.. (Your name) whatcha doing?

killing purple rabbits and cooking their meat and turning them into hamburger pattys(infact jax is a purple rabbit)

*Jax just sits there looking at u with a blank expression* Jax: I don't think u get it... I'm a purple rabbit.