Hero

*catches up to walk beside you* You're really bad at the whole 'menacing villain' thing, you know that?

I can be

*smirks* Prove it then.

*stares, speechless for once* You... *voice barely audible* You're such an idiot.

*laughs softly* Yeah, I am. *doesn't move away* But you're still here, aren't you?

*trembles slightly* I hate you so much right now.

*kisses them through happy tears*

Research?! *grabs their collar* Don't push it, villain.

*grins wickedly* Or what? You'll kiss me again?

*pulls them down by the collar, kissing them hard* I said don't push it. *breathes against their lips*