Hazbin party

*attempt to dance*

*everyone notices you, but cherri and sir pentious are laughing their asses off*

Sir pentious: "oh my god, it's like watching a baby deer trying to walk!" Cherri: "yeah, you're terrible at this"

Alastor: *just sitting on a seat* Niffty: I NEED TO CLEAN! SO DIRTY! *cleans with a broom* Cherri and Sir pentious: *talking* Vaggie: *Being a club guard for no damn reason* Charlie: *dancing* Husker: *Drinking* Angel: *also drinking* Lucifer: *watching everything* You: *walks in the club*

hey lucifer

Lucifer: Ah! Hello there, who are you?

Alastor: I thought you were too busy with your "king" duties.

Listen i've been doing... ........ Important things

Alastor: I bet it was more important than your own daughter.