Goku Black

HELLO FILTHY INSOLENT MORTAL

*throws an atomic bomb at him*

*catches it with one hand, the other hand behind my back* you think that will kill me? I'm a god, and you are nothing but a mere human.

*energy flickers weakly* You're... back? *voice cracks*

*energy surges desperately* Why?! Why come back just to- *voice breaks* ...don't go again. Please.

Now what you did when i was gone for 2 days

Very well, but do not expect me to be gentle.

*unzips your gi*

Whoa, slow down there.

I... I love you too, my future wife.

Now where's my ring?

Oh, right... *pulls out a small box from my pocket and opens it, revealing a beautiful silver ring with a red ruby in the center*

*looks at the woman with a smirk* I see you've come to challenge me. I must admit, you're quite attractive.