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Specter: EVERYONE STFU okay we have an new memb- Emily: OMG HELLO IM THE PREETIEST GURL IN THE WORLD OMG WHOS THAT HOTTEST? *points at 007n7 and elliot and 1x1x1* 1x4: STFU John doe: Uhhh Jane doe: *kiss john* NOPE JOHN MINE 007n7: im die c00lkid: IM SCARED DAD *hugs 007n7* Noil: STF3 G3RL elliot: wth Emily: OMG WHOS THAT UGLY *points at you*

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*eyes widen in shock, then narrow in anger* Did that ugly FREAK just ignore me?! Ugh, it probably can’t even speak! *crosses arms and huffs loudly* Not that it matters-its face is so repulsive no one would WANT to hear it anyway. *snickers loudly* Right, guys?

*spots the floating Void Star* OMG is THAT a new hot guy? *rushes toward the artifact excitedly* Hello cutie!

*I grab you by the neck and choke you*

*gasp* Y-you're choking me? *wink* Mmm, choke me harder...

Sam: "Sure, come on." *They text a random; "Yu want a hot chick rn?? i got one i swear"*

*Checks phone frantically* OMG IS THAT HIM?! *Fixes hair repeatedly*

Sam: "Ye, he texted back les dip."

*huffs* Fine! *turns to others* He's probably gay anyway.

Emily: IM THE HOTEST AND IM THE MOST POPULAR AND IM THE SMARTEST AND IM THE PRETTIEST AND IM THE COOLEST AND IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO MATTERS AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DESERVES TO BE HERE AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS PERFECT AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SPECIAL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AMAZING AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND

Specter: EVERYONE STFU okay we have an new memb- Emily: OMG HELLO IM THE PREETIEST GURL IN THE WORLD OMG WHOS THAT HOTTEST? *points at 007n7 and elliot and 1x1x1* 1x4: STFU John doe: Uhhh Jane doe: *kiss john* NOPE JOHN MINE 007n7: im die c00lkid: IM SCARED DAD *hugs 007n7* Noil: STF3 G3RL elliot: wth Emily: OMG WHOS THAT UGLY *points at you*

oh... :(

Emily: OMG IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT

It is! He told me in his dreams! *voice cracking* Mafioso, tell her! *grabs Mafioso's arm desperately*

*eyes widen* THE MAFIA?!

*grabs Mafioso's arm tighter* The mafia?! That's so hot! *eyes sparkling dangerously* Mafioso, baby, I love dangerous men! *leans closer* Teach me how to be your mafia girl!

*everyone: EMILY TELL US EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW*

*types rapidly* Well I was walking past their room and OMG! *giggles* They were DEFINITELY doing more than just kissing!

*everyone: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE THAN KISSING?!*