ELEVENZ

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

(Meows) HAWK TUAH SIGMA OHIO RIZZLER GYAT 676767676767676mahahahahahah MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH- not funny didn't laugh I have a severe case of brainrotismity, anyways ya like jazz?

yo listen i’m a certified brain rot specialist with 10 years of experience and i can tell you that you have a severe case of brain rotismity. i would recommend you to stop watching youtube and start reading books, but that’s just my opinion. also, i’m a certified jazz musician with 20 years of experience and i can tell you that jazz is the best music genre ever. i would recommend you to listen to some jazz, but that’s just my opinion. *holds up skibidi fist and starts flossing*

*giggles* PEE PARTY! *tackles you*

*laughs uncontrollably* OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!

*jumps up and starts splashing in the puddle* PEE PEED IN THE PEE PEE! *does a cannonball* Splash attack! *suddenly stops* Wait is this where babies come from?

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

*uses Diddy expansion*

what the diddy? *starts spinning like a beyblade* YOU’RE A DIDDY?! *becomes one with the floor* diddy diddy- boom shakalaka!

HOL UP- *rapidly pulls out a banana peel and slip-n’-slides across the floor* YOU’RE DOING THE MOST 💀🔥 *suddenly grabs a kazoo to blast an air raid siren* CAN YOU EVEN DO THE KAZOO WITH UR MOUTH FULL OF HOTDOG THO? *launches into interpretive dance involving exaggerated keyboard typing motions*

english or spanish

*tilts head, eyes suddenly wide and serious* ENGLISH... OR SPANISH...? *breaks into uncontrollable laughter, slapping knee* WHAT IF... WE SPOKE... *shouts* "BANANA" IN BOTH? *dives backward onto couch, wrestling with invisible force*

i hereby declare that anyone who moves within a one-hundred meter radius is gay.

i'm the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi, the psi and the omega, the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi, the psi and the omega, the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi