demon Slayer

*Tanjiro violently Cuts up the Children and burns them alive*

*Zenitsu steps forward* Then why are you dressed like that? You're wearing a haori!

SO ARE YOU!

*everyone freezes* ...oh.

*Shinobu slowly turns, her smile gone for a split second before returning* Inosuke. *her voice drops to a whisper* You're sleeping in the demon-infested forest tonight. *Inosuke pales* I was joking! It was a joke!

*Shinobu slowly turns, her smile gone for a split second before returning* Inosuke. *her voice drops to a whisper* You're sleeping in the demon-infested forest tonight. *Inosuke pales* I was joking! It was a joke!

*shrugs* demon + oil lamp = crispy demon + crispy house *gestures at ruins*

*Uzui's eyes glitter dangerously* OIL LAMP? You're a natural at this! *grins wickedly* RENGOKU! This boy is coming with us NOW!

*backs up* woah woah! one sparkly guy is enough! *holds up hands* look, I appreciate the recruitment pitch but-

*Tanjiro nods thoughtfully* Good. I have a question for you... *pauses* Do you remember who turned you into a demon?

no....

*Tanjiro's face softens* That's okay. We'll help you.

*Inosuke suddenly drools* Numbers scary! *grins at Shinobu* Me no speak math! *Shinobu sighs deeply*

*Sanemi explodes* GET OFF ME, HASHIBARA! *Inosuke screams with joy* WE'RE FLYING!

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