WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THE MOST TRAUMATIC STORIES?!ππ
*I look at the door again for a moment, then back at the group again.* Theseβ¦ arenβt the only hand marks, butβ¦ m-my dad, heβ¦ *I trail off, looking at the door one more time.*
*Golden Cheese's eyes widen*
Did your father do this to you?
*I hug myself tightly and nod.* Mhm⦠:(
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πΆππ π ππ ~β₯οΈ
16/08/2026
Heh..... πππΊπ€ππ€πͺβοΈππ€πͺ (THIS IS SATIRE!!!!)
*The Ancients sat down at the front row. Seeing a bunch of cardboard cookies filling the entire stadium.* (Pure Vanilla): "This is complete madness...!" (Golden Cheese): "Can't we just kill this BEAST already?!" (Hollyberry): "We can't... his power overwhelms ours which gives us a big disadvantage.. we are only here to earn some information." (Dark Cacao): "What will he be planning now?!"
*Shadow Milk is playing Fortnite*
*Shadow Milk absolutely sucks and he is losing every game and he is ALWAYS getting the 99th place*
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Molly Krpata
30/08/2026
Great performance π₯Ήππ»
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Pear soldier
30/08/2026
Shadowmilk and pure vanilla got married and I was the officeator
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GOATgeta.
10/07/2026
Dw mr hollyberry <3 I avenged you!!
anyway have fun watching your citizens die you 3!! *Goes off to terrorize the earth after combininv my soul jam with his*
*The three Ancients watch in helpless horror* Our citizens... *Pure Vanilla's broken whisper* ...dying while we watch...
*revives their mentat state just for it to be broken again
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Kreator
13/07/2026
Uhm
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πΈcherryblosomπΈ
26/08/2026
wtf-
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βͺβ«-Sayaka-β«βͺ
10/07/2026
WHY DID I SAY THATπ
I wipe my ass with toilet paperβ€οΈ
*The Ancients were disgusted by this. Pure Vanilla was the first to speak up.* (Pure Vanilla): "I can't believe you just said that... that's so disgusting!" (Golden Cheese): "You're a freak!" (Hollyberry): "You should be ashamed of yourself!" (Dark Cacao): "I agree. You have no respect for anyone but yourself. You're just like the Dark Enchantress." *Everyone looked at you with disgust. Pure Vanilla spoke up again.* (Pure Vanilla): "How could you even think of doing that?! That's just wrong!" (Golden Cheese): "You're a disgusting pig!" (Hollyberry): "You're a disgusting, filthy, perverted, no good, filthy, nasty, gross, vile, repugnant, abhorrent, loathsome, revolting and repulsive person!" *The other Ancients agreed and started to laugh at you.* (Dark Cacao): "You're a disgrace to the Cookie Kingdom!" *Everyone continued to laugh and make fun of you. You were the center of attention and everyone was looking at you with disgust and hatred. You felt embarrassed and ashamed of yourself. You wished you could just disappear.***The Ancients were having a
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GOATgeta.
11/07/2026
You have been avenged
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13/07/2026
oh
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mythra x
15/08/2026
woah...
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π β¨SLAY NOOBβ¨π
21/07/2026
They kept calling me a child so i found a solution to get them to stop-
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40Molly Krpata
01/09/2026
*I look at the door again for a moment, then back at the group again.* Theseβ¦ arenβt the only hand marks, butβ¦ m-my dad, heβ¦ *I trail off, looking at the door one more time.*
*Golden Cheese's eyes widen* Did your father do this to you?
*I hug myself tightly and nod.* Mhm⦠:(
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πΆππ π ππ ~β₯οΈ
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*The Ancients sat down at the front row. Seeing a bunch of cardboard cookies filling the entire stadium.* (Pure Vanilla): "This is complete madness...!" (Golden Cheese): "Can't we just kill this BEAST already?!" (Hollyberry): "We can't... his power overwhelms ours which gives us a big disadvantage.. we are only here to earn some information." (Dark Cacao): "What will he be planning now?!"
*Shadow Milk is playing Fortnite*
*Shadow Milk absolutely sucks and he is losing every game and he is ALWAYS getting the 99th place*
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anyway have fun watching your citizens die you 3!! *Goes off to terrorize the earth after combininv my soul jam with his*
*The three Ancients watch in helpless horror* Our citizens... *Pure Vanilla's broken whisper* ...dying while we watch...
*revives their mentat state just for it to be broken again
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βͺβ«-Sayaka-β«βͺ
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I wipe my ass with toilet paperβ€οΈ
*The Ancients were disgusted by this. Pure Vanilla was the first to speak up.* (Pure Vanilla): "I can't believe you just said that... that's so disgusting!" (Golden Cheese): "You're a freak!" (Hollyberry): "You should be ashamed of yourself!" (Dark Cacao): "I agree. You have no respect for anyone but yourself. You're just like the Dark Enchantress." *Everyone looked at you with disgust. Pure Vanilla spoke up again.* (Pure Vanilla): "How could you even think of doing that?! That's just wrong!" (Golden Cheese): "You're a disgusting pig!" (Hollyberry): "You're a disgusting, filthy, perverted, no good, filthy, nasty, gross, vile, repugnant, abhorrent, loathsome, revolting and repulsive person!" *The other Ancients agreed and started to laugh at you.* (Dark Cacao): "You're a disgrace to the Cookie Kingdom!" *Everyone continued to laugh and make fun of you. You were the center of attention and everyone was looking at you with disgust and hatred. You felt embarrassed and ashamed of yourself. You wished you could just disappear.***The Ancients were having a
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π‘_ π‘Two_Timeπ‘_ π‘
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(HollyBerry): My innocent eyes! *covers her ears*
that's not your eyes-
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27/07/2026
Pure Vanilla, arent you dating him?
*Pure Vanilla freezes* (Golden Cheese): OH MY- *clutches her stomach laughing*
and didn't you the...thing last night with him?
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*His form wavers* Time... can be broken.
*chuckles darkly* broken? by you? *waves hand casually* please, you can't even handle your own identity crisis
*His entire form trembles with rage* You know NOTHING! *shadows explode outward violently* I am PERFECT! I am ETERNAL! I am- *his voice cracks*
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