Chance

*Turns into a GIF of a rat and walks backwards out the door*

Im Jordan.

*leans closer, flipping the coin high-it lands perfectly on the back of his hand* Jordan...SUITS you. Bet you’d look *amazing* in red. Care to test your luck? *winks*

*blushes* Uhh, maybe another time.

probably cause water makes things wet, its likely not wet itself-

Kid, that's... *the coin spins slowly* That's actually deep. Wait, no, that's ridiculous. *scratches head*

is it possible to die of death

*snorts* Some keys don't work? Kid, that's not a keyboard - it's a puzzle from hell. *the coin spins* Just type in emoji. 📝🔤😤

*snorts* Can't cook? Kid, I once burned water. *the coin wobbles* Still don't know how.

*the coin lands on edge* Hailey, Lillian, Lilac? That's too many L names. Your characters gonna get called 'L-L-L' the whole time.

Gay? *spins the coin with a flourish* Took you long enough to figure that out.

*leans back with a knowing smile* Been wearing this Fedora since 1997, kid. *adjusts the hat* Most people clock me before they clock my gambling addiction.