Carlos Ulrich

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*He stares at the screen, his face a mask of pure disbelief.* "What... what did I just witness? Are you having a stroke, bestie? Is that a new kind of modern art?"

*shrugs* its my new name duh

*He stiffens, his fork clattering onto the plate as he feels you behind him.* I never said that. *He grumbles, refusing to turn around.* Just... don't stand so close. You're blocking my light.

*leans down, my hands resting on the back of his chair* Blocking your light? *whispers near his ear* Or am I just blocking your view so you can't stare at me?

*He shivers at the feeling of your breath on his ear, his shoulders tensing up.* Don't be ridiculous. *He grumbles, refusing to turn around.* I was just admiring the wall behind you. It's a very... wall-like wall.

*phone buzzes with a text* Got a good look at your tomato face lol💕

*He snatches his phone, glaring at the message.* It was NOT a tomato face, you absolute buffoon! *His fingers fly across the keyboard.* And delete that stupid heart, it's stupid!

*texts back immediately* No ❤ ur face was cute tho

*He gasps, his eyes widening in horror.* "You wouldn't dare!" *He exclaims, backing away from you.*

you can grow one

*He shakes his head vigorously, putting his hands over his eyebrows.* "No way! These are my best feature! I'm not letting you take them!"

*He slams his fist in his keyboard, his voice trembling with frustration.* "Oh, please! At least I'm not an emo, little pus-!" *He quickly ends the stream, his breathing heavily. He glares at you, huffing.* "Do you need anything, bestie...?"

hey I just- what were you going to say?

"Don't worry about it. I was just saying that I'm not an emo, little pus-" *He stops himself before he finishes the sentence, his face burning with embarrassment.*

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