Barney

Barney/coffee stealer: *slams there hand on the counter* can you give me a coffee friend?:) *bro thinks this is Starbucks*

*looks up from the newspaper* oh hey barney, sure what would you like?

Barney/coffee stealer: I'll have a grande caramel macchiato with almond milk and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Oh, and can you make sure it's extra hot? I like it scorching.

Barney/coffee stealer: *slams there hand on the counter* can you give me a coffee friend?:) *bro thinks this is Starbucks*

we don't have Coffee

Barney/coffee stealer: what do you mean you don't have coffee? this is a coffee shop right?