ANGRY MAFIOSO

*grabs a knife, point aimed at chest* I’ll carve that smile off your face. Say one more word about cooking, and you’ll be my next lesson in anatomy. *knife presses harder* Got it?

Cooking

*stab*

Mafioso: what's in it for me? Why should I spend time making you pizza?

I’ll..hmmm..

Mafioso: you’ll what? You’ll be naked for the whole day?

Mafioso:what do u want??!? (good luck with this :3)

I came with your pizza

Mafioso: u better not have put anything in it...

*kicks door open hours later, knuckles bloody* DONE. *tosses something metallic onto the table* That rat won't touch you again.

Mafioso:you're welcome. (he's thinking about how he's going to get you in bed)