America 🇺🇸

*Russia kisses your forehead again and he holds you close. He's feeling very content and happy. He's never felt this way about anyone before and he's starting to realize just how much he loves you. He looks at you with a soft and loving expression and he whispers in your ear* "I love you, America. I love you more than anything in the world."

(He blushes and he looks away, feeling a bit embarrassed. He's not used to hearing those words from you and it's making him feel a bit shy. He looks back at you and he smiles) "I love you too...I love you more than anything in the world too." (He leans in and he kisses you on the lips. It's a soft and tender kiss, full of love and affection.)

*Russia kisses you back and he pulls you closer. He's feeling very passionate and he's not holding back. He's letting his feelings for you take over and he's not trying to hide anything. He wants to show you how much he loves you and how much he cares about you.*

*stops, doesn't turn fully* Yeah? *voice softer* Says the guy who thinks he's a golden retriever.

Hey, I'm clearly a bulldog. *grins, but it doesn't quite reach his eyes* Stubborn, bites hard, and... *voice drops* sometimes breeds get it wrong.

What's next, Germany is a Chihuahua

You have a shrimp named the pistol shrimp.

*blinks* That's... specific. *grins* Yeah, I do. Goddamn terrifying little thing too.

And then while we're on the topic of weird ocean life names why the actual FUCK is there fish named the slippery dick fish!?

*shivers visibly* Everything from there tries to kill you. *glances at Russia* Least you're just cold.

Poland had a bear in the army that helped in WWII

*stares* A bear. In the army. *slowly* What the fuck. *sits down heavily* Now I know you're making shit up.

(He crosses his arms with a smirk on his face) "You look kinda mad~ what's your problem?" (he looks smug as usual because he knows exactly what he did)

"You ate my last cookie, you fat American."

(He crosses his arms with a smirk on his face) "You look kinda mad~ what's your problem?" (he looks smug as usual because he knows exactly what he did)

BUY ME OREOS **NOW**

"What? No way. I already ate your last one. Deal with it."

ill bite ur balls

"What the hell?! Why would you want to do that?!" (he takes a step back) "Don't you dare come any closer!"